✅ Your LOGGERHEAD™ is en route!

Order Confirmed. Timber is on the move.

Congratulations, junior lumberjack! Your LOGGERHEAD™ action figure is officially on the way. Danny Yates just filled out the paperwork using tree sap and sealed it with a firm handshake.

Danny Yates just signed your order form with motor oil and stomped it with his work boot.

🪓 Fun Fact: Danny once chopped down boredom in under 6 seconds.

🔁 If you're still bored, scroll down for our “Lumberjack Workout Playlist” and Top 10 Logging Puns That Should Be Illegal.

🌳 Thanks for keeping the forest weird.

🪓 Where Danny Files His Paperwork

🪓 LOGGERHEAD HQ

📜 Your Official Logging License for Fun™

This license grants you:

• Unlimited chainsaw sound effects indoors

• Authority to yell “TIMBER!” at awkward family dinners

• One (1) emergency snack break in the middle of pretend log hauling

Please sign with a muddy thumbprint or crayon.

🔊 Danny’s Lumberjack Workout Playlist:

Get pumped like a pine with Danny’s favorite logging jams:

1. "If I Had a Log" – Chainsaw & The Grinders

2. "Timber" – That Song We Legally Can’t Name

3. "I Saw the Sign (And Cut It Down)" – The Splinters

4. "Back in the Woods Again" – DFY Trucking Choir

5. "Ax Me Later" – Plaid Zeppelin

🌲 Top 10 Logging Puns That Should Be Illegal:

1. I wood if I could.

2. You’re barking up the right tree.

3. Axe me anything.

4. Leaf it to Danny.

5. This toy is un-be-leaf-able.

6. Let’s branch out.

7. We’re knot joking.

8. Saw it coming.

9. Timber-rific!

10. I’m board… oh wait, it’s just another log.

📦 What’s Next?

Danny is warming up the diesel. Your toy will arrive soon, covered in imaginary sawdust and ready for big-time backyard operations. In the meantime…

👉 Want to Join the LOGGERHEAD™ Elite Team?

Coming soon: Downloadable Logger ID Badges, Crayon Log Books, and "Do Not Disturb – Logging in Progress" door hangers.

“Work hard, haul harder.” – Danny Yates